Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything, and then one hand that just sits there like, “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”. 😛
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. 😀
A large portion of my day consists of rushing frantically to places I don’t really want to go to.
I turn into a Mob Boss when I see a spider…
“I want him dead. I want his family dead. I want his house burned to the ground.”
(this one had me thinking of Frank… good ole Frank… I miss him.)
Kids cleaning up
My kids can pick up 3,000 eggs in a yard the size of a football field in 5 minutes, but it takes them 3 months to pick up 6 toys from their small bedroom.
Me: I want to travel more.
Bank account: Like, to the park? 😛
and last but not least
You can make a water bed more bouncy by using spring water. 😛
Happy first of June everybody.